Tour, travel and tea

The first Darkness related tour since 2009. The first actual one since 2006. Here I am, sitting on a train to Newcastle, for my first gig. All the boring bits have been achieved – packing, getting up early, making sure I actually make the train. Spending 50 minutes in Peterborough wasn’t quite as dull as expected as the shops are a stone’s throw away. So from now on, it’s relaxing on this train, getting ready, then rocking the hell out. All the fun bits! Seeing a few people again for the first time in months and years, too.
Before I set off, today, I read a review in the Guardian. The writer seemed to have enjoyed himself, and that’s what I wanted to know about, and what happened. I don’t want comments about past glories and being reduced to mid sized venues. The Darkness and components have spent far far longer playing these and smaller venues than in stadiums, and well know how to do it. They’re able to put on shows anywhere, anyplace, anytime and satisfy the needs of the audience in front of them, however small or large! Little asides about reduced budgets aren’t really necessary either. Neither have I ever seen mass air guitaring at any gig, ever…
This tour isn’t about stadiums. It’s about reminders and reconnection, consolidation and confidence. There will be gain as well, we all hope that, but unless TD pull this off then Plans B, C and possibly D would have to be swung into place. Still, that’s very idle and unnecessary conjecture. Everything’s going pretty well from this side of the fence/Ed’s cage, and the crowds are clearly loving it. There never was much doubt amongst the faithful, or those who saw them in June. The Darkness can hold their own and will be doing that later, if the set list hasn’t changed… They must be as chuffed as cheese, so far.
Can’t wait. An hour and a half on this train left. The tea? Well it’s free until I get off, so I’ll be drowning in it. More later.

TD Tour – Liverpool Venue Change

From www.theactualdarkness.com :

afternoon.
the roof of the O2 Academy has, apparently, collapsed.
so a quick venue change was in order, so as not to lose the Liverpool show altogether.

the gig will now happen at the LIVERPOOL UNIVERSITY, MOUNTFORD HALL. up on Mount Pleasant.

tickets still valid, of course.. and nothing else has changed. just this venue for this show.

Please spread the word, Scouse Darklings (and Darklings from surrounding areas, of course).

Looks like more tickets are available, so get on down there!

 

The Darkness 100 Club – Photos

The Darkness 100 Club 10.10.11

‘I’m in a band with my brother and two best friends…’

A fact that seemed consigned to history, just a few short months ago. But in ‘Every Inch'( a show opener in the vein of  the Hot Leg Theme of yesteryore) that’s what’s stated quite firmly, along with the clear intention  to rock the fuck out of Britain’s last tiny crevice. This tiny legendary venue was already rocking – crowd entertained by Dark Stares, but just wanting TD badly and making sure it was known. The band were greeted with warm affection and glee – everyone there knew that this gig was going to be a bit special.  So intimate a gig couldn’t help but be so, and ‘Arrival’ always sets the nerve endings aglow. Also aglow were the neon bits on that first outfit (do you NEED to ask whose?).  I’m as used to a catsuit and skin tight as the next Darkling, but my word… lycra rocks. Is rocked, and copes admirably under the strain. Maximum support and comfort.

The set list is pretty common knowledge now, and there is a photo below.  Having ‘Love On The Rocks’ second was a bit of a surprise if you’re used to having it finish just about every gig you’ve been to – it’s made for long crowd walks, anthemic clapping and huge finales. Hell, whatever… this ain’t no tour gig to promote, please and persuade people to the Dark side. It’s warm up, practice, pleasure and a bit of playtime. No one really cares what happens in what order as long as it does. It’s still hard not to pinch yourself – it’s only been 4 gigs and 4 months since the Return.

If you wanted a classic Darkness gig to remember forever, this might well be the one. If you can have raw, polished rock, then we had it by the skipload. Despite the lack of real headbanging space, they rocked their hearts out, giving it everything they had. TD can play all of those songs standing on their heads. TD enjoying them to the max is something to witness. It must have been like this in the Barfly days… Confidence, belief, loving your own music enough to let it take over and showboat itself.

The crowd responded with the sort of adulation that’s born of a critically partisan attitude, not blind worship of a bunch of rock gods. They too knew their stuff, and knew what they wanted. They rocked and sang to the hits. Rocked and sang to the B-sides, which have a special place in Darkling hearts. ‘Concrete’, ‘Cannonball’ and ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us’ have been accepted into the fold since June’s unveiling (or re-unveiling), but there were plenty of opinions and preferences about them. There was a slight break in the head banging for ‘Is It Just Me’, then they listened carefully to ‘Pat Pong’ whilst having a boogie, and gave it a great reception. I though that  it was the one they delivered with least confidence, myself, but it was a true TD track. Anyway, lyrics about ladyboys and having two sets of genitals have to be winners. After that, it was nonstop TD karaoke rock until the end, energy pouring from the band and crowd far faster than the sweat. Fee’s (of FeeTV on youtube) vocals were spot on, and I have to give billions of kudos points to the bloke down the other end for his superb ‘MoooootheerrrrrFUUUCCCKEEERRRR’. Brilliant.
There was banter, there were cockups, there was an encore practice. Ed showed the others up by being the only one remembering what came next. Justin’s second catsuit was a delight of gold glitter. Frankie back in black, as cool as ever. Dan down the other end where I couldn’t see him, but I could hear him loud and very clear.

Brian May attended, as did Webbie. Simon Price had a song dedicated to him. All of the Hot Leg boys were there, to my delight. Any Darkness gig is going to be fun, but this one is a rare and precious jewel to lay in the memory bank.

To set the scene – we were in a  long narrow room, with  stage on the long side. Monitors on the floor in front of the stage, which was about 2 feet high. Stage also narrow, so not much room for cavorting with overexuberant abandon  – and also very long, so band well spaced out. Just before TD came on, the monitors, which had been parallel to the stage, were rearranged at an angle, cutting down standing room at the front and also visibility for me, dammit – the stage seemed to curve a little so I had absolutely no view of Dan at all. Sorry, but no photos of him. There were also two very tall and wide professional photographers at the front who stayed for the whole gig, blocking views for a lot of us. There was also someone taking photos behind me, whom I now know more intimately from that angle than I care to remember. He needed to remember that other fans are not an inconvenience at a gig and should not be shoved out of the way or smacked on the head with a camera in the hope that they’ll move. Thank you, fuckwit. I hope all your photos were shit. 

Set List

Set List

And the winner is…

After much deliberation/indecision/general behaving like a headless chicken, the difficult decision was made last night. Secret Squirrel instructions were issued – these have now been confirmed as received, rearm, understood and eaten.

I wish I had tickets for you all ☹  but alas, the place would burst at the seams. Again, thanks for all the entries and to TDHQ.

Congratulations to OLI.

 

Win 100 Club Tickets with OI

With many thanks to the ace TD HQ, OI is pleased (bloody ecstatic more like) to be able to give away a pair of tickets to the 100 Club gig in London on Monday 10th October. This intimate little warm up Bonanza sold out within minutes, so if you didn’t get one this is another chance – unless you pay shitloads to those ‘lovely’ people selling tickets at ridiculous moneygrubbing prices on eBay. Please note that the prize is for ONE WINNER plus 1 guest.
All you have to do is plunder the heights/depths of your wit and/or intelligence to caption the amazingly cool photo in the ‘Reply’ space below. The deadline is 9 pm Thursday 6th October.
The winner will receive special Secret Squirrel instructions from TD HQ about how to claim the prize, and the result will be announced on here.
This IS a bona fide competition, or I wouldn’t have the nerve to post this everywhere, now would I?
Happy thinking.
(OI reserves the right to remove any offensive comments/entries and the decision is final. If there are any questions please email optimum.impact.rocks@gmail.com )
All thanks to The Darkness HQ.

SPECIAL LONDON “JAPAN WARM-UP” SHOW

A very “intimate” London show as a limbering-up exercise before heading off to Tokyo. 

the legendary 100 CLUB, Oxford Street.
MONDAY 10th OCTOBER
.
No lightshow, no explosions, no flying tigers.
Just us + you + a confined space… with only our music songs to pummel you with.

tickets go on sale FRIDAY 30th SEPT at 9am!!
from : HERE
Obviously there are not many at all, so speed will be of the essence.

 

Taken from www.theactualdarkness.com

 

Permission to Bat – Tea, Cake and Willow

10th September 2011

It’s Saturday afternoon in fairest Norfolk. As the clock struck lunch, a valiant, refined, select and disparate group gather to do battle on the hallowed turf of Horsford Cricket Club. 12.3o start, refreshments and face painting, and a rather pleasant setting. The breeze blew warm, the sky was often blue, and tall trees surrounded the pavilion and field. Cricket whites were immaculate and  fluttering in the breeze, just like on telly. This was the Charity Cricket Match and Fun Day in aid of PhonesforHeroes, in support of Help for Heroes. A host of luminaries have given up their time – one of whom is billed as Dan Hawkins of The Darkness, according to our local press.

At the Celebrity Soccer Six back in May, Dan got the Star Player award. Will he manage that again? Is cricket really his cup of tea? Will he bowl? Score? Fall over? Churlish not to go and find out…

This was a 20 innings match, and by the time I got there 8 or so overs had gone and blumming heck, Mr Hawkins had already been dismissed for a duck. During that discovery, it turned out that I’d missed his batting, but hadn’t missed most of Ed’s fielding. Hang on.. what?  You said ED was playing? A quick whip of the head, and there he was, running to field a stray ball. I later find out he was only co-opted the day before, but by the look of his running and throwing he had got right into it.Certainly looked the part in his whites, too. Mr J Hawkins is also present but as a spectator, today.

At 20 overs, the score was 122 runs for..umm.. some wickets. Some relaxation later, a raffle, coffee and a lie down on very well tended grass, time to restart. A brass band played during the interval which was rather lovely but made me jump  – interesting tunes. ‘You’re the One That I Want’ and the Star Wars theme have never sounded so good. Only a couple of low-flying jets from Norwich International Airport next door break the idyll.

Back on the field of play, Dan’s team are fielding and for the first three overs Dan had precious little to do except remember to change at the end of each over. However, as the batting team took a hold of the game, there was plenty of running to do as a goodly few boundaries were scored (17 off one over! Cool!). None of which were caused by Mr Hawkins’ fumbling any balls, though. But… but… as my back was turned and attention given elsewhere, a clouted ball heading for a 6 was heroically, stupendously and magnificently (so I hear)  caught by Hawkins, D. A round of applause for that man!

The match ended at 17 overs as the target 122 runs was reached with another boundary, and Ed’s team (the one with the girl player) won. Another warm round of applause as the players came off, looking pleased, whichever team they were on. A very satisfactory afternoon’s work. The only slight disappointment was not seeing Ed bat, but he didn’t actually need to, as only 6 wickets had fallen when it was all over.

Photos were taken, speeches made, auctions held. The Golden Match Moment bottle of champers was awarded to Dan for his catch – in which sport will he get hishat trick? Will Ed ever fish for England? Will Justin become a top gymnast? Answers on a postcard…

Ed, Dan and Justin all had a few words to say on the event:

Justin (please note this had an awful lot of waffle/noise cut out so ends abruptly. not great quality, sorry!)

Dan

Ed

Proceeds went to www.PhonesforHeroes.com  – please visit if you’d like to donate.

The Darkness return …to Sweden!

Review by Robin Olssen

It’s been just over five years since I saw these guys at Annexet in Stockholm last time. This time the band were headlining the second of three days at the Getaway Rock Festival in Gävle. I drove up to Gävle (5 hour drive) with three of my friends and arrived the day before the concert. We set up our tent at the camping and drank a couple of beers. Later on the evening we watched Papa Roach and Bullet for my Valentine. Papa Roach wasn’t really my cup of tea, but I like some of Bullet for my Valentine’s songs, unfortunately most of “my songs” were dropped from their setlist! Next up: Alice Cooper. Unfortunately we decided NOT to see him(!) and headed back to the camping.
I woke up early the next day. The Darkness were to play 23:00 PM and i was counting down the hours  – “11 hours left… 7 hours left… 5 hours…” I left the camping about an hour before the show and got to the second row right in front of Justin. About 15 minutes before the were to play Joey DeMaio of Manowar entered the stage and confirmed that his band was to play the festival next year; I couldn’t care less – I wanted Darkness! The “Arrival” intro finally came on and the band appeared on stage at the end of the intro. Dan took his guitar and started to play the opening chords of “Bareback” while Justin was clapping along furiously. “Black Shuck” soon followed and it was around this time I was pushed forward to the front row due to the pressure – I didn’t mind at all!

Justin then took of his jacket and revealed a “Tre Kronor”-tshirt whilst having his usual stage banter: “Gimme a D! Gimme an Arkness!” Shortly afterwards the band started to play “Get Your Hands off My Woman”. During Dan’s solo Justin did a head stand in front of the bass drum. The first song off the bands second album was “One Way Ticket” which featured Frankie on a cowbell! The said song sounds, imo, much better this time around than it did in 2006. I had already heard the three new songs that the band had debuted a month or so earlier via YouTube. Of these songs “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us” were my least favourite, but after tonights performance this song really stuck to my head!

Justin introduced a “special man” – “Eddie Graham behind the drum set!” They then played “Love Is Only a Feeling”, complete with confetti rain. A few songs later it was time for the next two new songs: “Concrete” and “Cannonball”. Justin left the stage during the latter song and came back on with a catsuit complete with a tail. Both of these songs went down really well. Four songs from “Permission to Land” followed. The crowd went nuts when Justin started the opening riff to “I Believe in a Thing Called Love”. The band left the stage for about 30 seconds and then came on declaring that they were about to play their last song: “…and don’t forget next year Man of War is playing!” A ten minute version of “Love on the Rocks With No Ice” followed and then the concert was over. I went back to the camping and fell asleep one hour later with a smile on my face!
Setlist: Arrival (intro) / Bareback / Black Shuck / Growing on Me / Get Your Hands off My Woman / One Way Ticket / Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us / Love Is Only a Feeling / Friday Night / Is It Just Me? / Concrete / Cannonball / Stuck in a Rut / Givin’ Up / I Believe in a Thing Called Love / Love on the Rocks With No Ice

 

 

Re-seen, re-touched and re-tasted – The Darkness return

Months had passed since the last known sighting of either Stone Gods or Hot Leg. Years since the Mothership Darkness had crashed landed in a permanent-looking blaze.   But on a night in June 2011, the once impossible became reality.  Now that a little time has passed, the impact faded, and the tendency to scream has passed, the words to describe it might just flow. There is a lot I want to say, but I will try and keep it to the point!

It was a night that had been analysed and deconstructed a thousand times before the day had even dawned. What they’d play, wear, say, do… but really, did it matter? Surely all that was needed was for the faith to be rekindled? Waiting for that was tense.

Max Raptor as support were more than equal to the impatient Darkling crowd, and got it bouncing and eager. Far better than a lot of supports, they deserved their slot and are worth watching in the future. However, this Norwich crowd was only there for one thing. To celebrate the four men on stage – fans, friends, family. The necessary interval was interminable, and by that time, the God of Rock must have been knocked off his perch by prayers. The realisation hit that it was really really definitely going to happen. Deep intakes of breath – not just mine. It was an emotional moment, shared by a good many around me. So many people at this gig had supported the Hawkins boys through the last 5 years, on stage and off. Read Frankie’s book, seen Ed play with KFB. Once Arrival began, there were a few hastily stifled sniffles – not now, this is not the time – but the damn tune has set Darkling spines tingling for years, and tonight it has a special extra overtone.

There’s no huge fanfare arrival. Just Ed, then Dan, then Frankie assuming the position for Bareback, then Justin striding on to complete the lineup. The reception nearly lifted the roof, and that was only the very beginning. No one had started singing yet, and everyone was just savouring the excitement, on both sides of the barrier. Finally, the irrevocable step was taken into real Darkness. No more wondering about Justin’s voice, the boys’ chemistry, how it will sound. For the rest of our time in that hot, sweaty, perfect atmosphere, we got our answers. It was everything we hoped and more. Fast, hard rock served up with skill and aplomb. Guitars sang, bass and drums thundered, and Justin… well. I don’t think his voice has ever sounded so completely under his control. Note after perfect hard high note glittered like crystal and just kept coming. It all seemed so bloody easy and effortless, and it couldn’t have gone any better. The crowd lapped it up. All the old trademarks were there. Guitar playing behind head, Thin Lizzy Tshirt, bandanna, crowd banter, acrobatic vocals for the crowd to copy – it was all there. We’ve not had black confetti before, though, and it’s still coming out of my boots…  Everything that nostalgia and expectation required was delivered.

The new songs were delivered with equal polish to eager ears. ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us’ is a very old song that’s not been heard live since 2002, so I understand, but it fit perfectly with the rest of the material. Appropriate, too.  ‘Concrete’ was a grower, for me – perhaps I was listening too hard and went into a Darkling daze – I needed to hear that again. ‘Cannonball’, though, was an instant attention grabber with all the Darkness hooks latching onto brains. If these new ones are anything to go by, we’re all going to be rather stunned by the album. Out of breath and aurally blasted. Excellent!  It all ended triumphantly with ‘Love on the Rocks’, crowd walk a given. Everything was bang on, like there hadn’t been a 5 year gap, nothing had been forgotten.

There were no signs of nerves from anyone. Here, in Norwich, they were sure of support, but it was more of a tsunami than a wave. How could it possibly get any better? HOW?

Well… actually, it could. Still astounded by how very good TD are (better than before, in my opinion) I went to London 3 days later. Max Raptor again giving great rock service and much appreciated by the crowd. This is a much bigger venue, with much more press exposure. No nerves for me this time, anyway, and I’m not sure there was any need to worry much on Sunday, either.

The set was the same, the crowd jampacked with moving anywhere difficult. Less rough than Sunday, though.  Sunday’s gig was intimate and the atmosphere dripping with goodwill. This one isn’t as intimate, nor does it have the family feel, but everyone in that hall was rooting for the lads. It was less of a warmup gig than a tour show oddly separated from the rest of the dates. Warm WHAT up? Cold toes? The Darkness are on FIRE tonight and if it had gone on much longer there would have been no Shepherd’s Bush Empire left. This gig blew everyone away. Quite honestly, it was the best I’ve seen TD on stage. Lots of gigs I’ve been to have memories attached, little moments savoured, to make them special. But… what I saw on stage that night outdid everything. Tight, hard rocking band. The interaction, the sound, the lights, the naileddowndead execution of their music. The complete and utter joy of being there on stage together performing was plain to see, and that was worth every penny it itself. I listened hard to  ‘Concrete’ and decided that it is actually a better song than ‘Cannonball’, which is catchier, and both are TD in the extreme.

I am a Darkling, it’s true. I saw them a lot back in the last day, and saw as much Hot Leg, Stone Gods and KFB as I could manage. I can’t write this without some bias. However, I am not going to say that they were brilliant just because it was them. I’m going to say it because they were bloody brilliant.

To The Darkness – I salute you.

 

 

The Darkness UK/Ireland Tour Dates Winter 2011

Taken from the official site .

8 November     LIVERPOOL, O2 Academy             0844 477 2000
9 November     EDINBURGH, HMV Picture House         0844 847 1740
10 November    GLASGOW, O2 Academy             08444 999 990
12 November    NEWCASTLE, O2 Academy             0844 477 2000
13 November    MANCHESTER, Academy             0161 832 1111
14 November    BRISTOL, O2 Academy             0844 477 2000
16 November    BRIGHTON, Dome                0844 477 2000
17 November    SOUTHAMPTON, Guildhall             023 8063 2601
18 November    BIRMINGHAM, O2 Academy         0844 477 2000
20 November    CAMBRIDGE, Corn Exchange         01223 357 851
21 November     SHEFFIELD, O2 Academy             0844 477 2000
22 November    NOTTINGHAM, Rock City             0845 413 4444
24 November    NORWICH, UEA                 01603 508 050
25 November    LONDON, HMV Hammersmith Apollo    0844 844 4748

3 December    CORK Savoy
4 December    DUBLIN Olympia
5 December    BELFAST Ulster Hall

Buy online at Livenation.co.uk and other ticket agencies from FRIDAY 17th JUNE at 9am!

 

Not so crazy Darkball

Travel travails over, the ladies at the ground were happy to sort things out and let me in with a nice black paper wristband. The pitch was split into four as always, but one of them (bottom right corner from a bird’s eye view) was used for kickabouts and press. That meant that for a long period, only one touchline of the bottom left pitch and behind the goal on top right were available to press. I’ve only got a small digital camera, but the professionals were pretty upset about it as even they couldn’t get good pics on the top two pitches. One guy even refused to come in when he heard. They did relax it a tiny bit when it got to quarter-final time, but it wasn’t great. Still, I got some, and they’ll be along when I can get home and sort them out. I do have a team photo proving that they all were in kit!
To the football, then. Three games in the group stages. First up, East 17, who were no match for the dark skills of the lads in blue and black. TD looked a solid team, fully competent and more than a sprinkling of talent. It wasn’t long before the scoring got underway, both Hawkins boys finding the net and Justin scoring about 5! Job done. Next up were the Hunks (……) who were a different kettle of fish and much more physical. An injury to John Quinn in that game. Again though, Hawkins was the dominant name. In these first two games I felt that Dan played well but didn’t see as much of the ball, and seemed to unconsciously back off a little. Justin bore the palm in the first two, out of the brothers, but the whole team was good -Greenwood, Quinn and goalie Yousuf Rab especially. Justin’s goal celebrations drew mention amongst the press- ‘glad he’s doing some cos no fucker else is!’ 3-2, the score, a much much closer game and was only decided late on with the lead swapping back and forth. Next! Omid Dajalili. Apparently David Baddiel, Dave Gorman and Lee Mackenzie were in that team but I was too busy watching TD’s play to notice! This was on the bottom left pitch, the only one with a decent view, so I was running up and down the line a lot. Another good game, Justin still on fire and Dan really coming alive in this one. He showed a lot of determination and grit on top of those skills. The game went to 2-2 before second half goals settled the game at 4-2.
A bit of a break then while the other groups were settled, TD safely through to the quarter finals. I must admit that when Dan and Justin are on the same pitch, hair flying under identical headbands, they don’t half look like each other, especially now Justin has darker hair. More than once the wrong one got cheered. Ooops. The beard doesn’t help if the lad concerned has his back to you running the other way! It was great to see them getting on so well. Obviously things were patched up long ago, but it’s the first time we’ve actually seen it. During an interview the two gave, each said the other was better at football.
Umm… Where was I… Oh yes.
Quarter finals, against Tinchy Stryder. That was another hard fought game with sterling performances from everyone. Both Dan and Jus on the score sheet again, and worthy winners. Don’t ask me the score, I was too busy cheering. There wasn’t anyone you could get the scores from, tbh!
Semifinals came up straight after, as the tournament was running late. A bit of a buggers for our lads, as they had about 3 minutes to catch breath before playing again. Waterloo Road’s team were the opponents, and seemed to be a lot of young lads. Shouldn’t be allowed, in my opinion. Although they weren’t really the better players, they still won 3-1. To cap it all, the rain started with the game and it was a soggy TD and OI that left the field, beaten but unbowed. Justin was awarded top scorer for the day. I’d say it was a pretty good afternoon’s fun all round, and worth getting wet for.
Photos will follow.

Travel travails are not yet done. A cancelled train, a late and then further delayed one mean I won’t be home for another hour or so – but I’ve had plenty of time to write this. Cheers to everyone involved – it was by far the best Soccer Six I’ve been too, with the great atmosphere, standard of football and seeing TD. Three things that make for a fabulous afternoon in anyone’s book.

Team List:

Dan Hawkins

Justin Hawkins

Frankie Poullain

Ed Graham

John Quinn

Keith Dublin

Yousuf Rab

Simon Greenwood

Ean Gooding

 

Darkball Crazy

For the fourth time, I’m off to see Celebrity Soccer Six, because The Darkness are playing. Twice I’ve seen Justin play, this will be twice for the whole kit and caboodle. Memories of Goodison Park, 7 years ago, when the first ever article for OI was written. That was a great day. Darklings as far as the eye could see, a special Darkling hymn book written for the occasion, and a victory for our flame shirted heroes. Dan did scuff a horrendous penalty in the shoot out competition, but you can’t have everything. So, will victory be theirs again? The tournament has changed quite a lot since 2004. The teams take it more seriously (being mostly lads) and glamour is much more in evidence. Ladies, playing in false lashes and full slap isn’t cool. Making an effort and not squealing every time the ball comes near you will help, honest.
I’m on the train now, wondering how it will all go. Will Frankie and Ed make it out onto the pitch this time? Actually playing might be a step too far.. 😉 WIll the kit be like the last one? Who else is on the team? Will Lovesports have organised the press passes any better? For the third time running I’m going without any idea whether I’ll get one or not, because they don’t seem to reply to emails. I’m sure the staff at Charlton will be lots less snooty than some at Chelsea were, but that wouldn’t be too tricky…
Updates will follow. Lots of train changes to do.